#8 - Haikus

I'm am a veggie.
Meat is decomposing flesh.
Why would you eat that?

Cheese is amazing.
Lactose intolerance sucks.
I would really die.

Veggie burgers rock.
They sound really gross, I know.
But cheese makes it awesome.

Also, just for shits and giggles... I didn't write this, but I love it.

Haikus are easy,
But sometimes they don't make sense.
Refrigerator.