#2 LYK, OMG!

So today, I was like... On the internet. I found a website about me! I was like, "Oh, my God!" So, I called all of my friends and they were like, "Cool!" and I was like, "I know!" I know I'm like, so hot though. Everyone loves me. How could you not love me? I'm so hot. Some people say that my lazy eye distracts people from my beauty, but I've learned to embrace it. Lazy eyes are sexy! Oh my God, there was this list of guys that I've dated on the website. Not like, date on the website, because that would be dumb. I dated them on Earth. The list was on the website. On the internet. The internet is cool! Anyway, it says that I dated Oscar De La Hoya. Who is that? Was I drunk? Was I high? Maybe I was both drunk and high. I have to be both most of the time so I'm not focused on being hungry. I don't want to weigh like a bajillion pounds. Oh, before I forget, the paparazzi took a picture of me with a sign I made for the website. I look so hot! Does the paparazzi give out pizza? Are they like, with Papa Johns? If they are, I'd eat some pizza and puke it up later. Puking is fun. I'm going to go paint Tinkerbell's claws now. You know you guys love me!
-Paris XOXO

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Look, a bunny! He's so cute! Hahahahahaha!!!

#1 - This Is What Happens When You Do Drugs

Kindergarteners:

At one point in your lives, you will learn about terrible things called drugs. This man is named Brian Warner, also known as Marilyn Manson. Do you see how he looks crazy and evil? It's because he does drugs. Drugs make you go crazy and melt your brain. Boys and girls, do you want your brain to melt? No! If you didn't have your brain, you wouldn't be able to think, and you would do very stupid things. So remember kids, say no to drugs!

Space Aliens:
The guy above is Marilyn Manson. He is an awesome, creepy guy. Most people (besides fans) don't know that he's a certified genius. He also has his own brand of Absinthe (which is illegal in the United States), called Mansinthe. Marilyn Manson has been arrested numerous times for indecent exposure at his concerts. The term "shock rocker" is used to describe him because he is a reactionist and mainly does things for shock value. A few things he does for shock value are indecent exposure, wearing one white contact lens, scarification during concerts, and just being himself.

More about Marilyn Manson:
-Interview
-Official Website and Art