#5 What the frap is that?

This beast is, for lack of a better name, a Bird Frog. It is a cross breed of a bird and a frog. It eats a wide variety of insects, such as grasshoppers and worms. Instead of talons, this creature has frog feet. It can jump like a frog, yet it still has wings and can fly. It has a beak and a long, sticky tongue that can snap out to catch its prey. This amazing creature can also breathe under water. Its water-repellent feathers help it to stay dry in case it needs to fly. It can hop away from predators, or soar away. Predators include snakes and mammals, such as raccoons. These creatures are extremely rare, as their legs are a delicacy in many countries, such as Asia and India. They can also be eaten like a chicken. Though there is little meat on these majestic creatures, it is very rich and succulent.

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